7 Facts You Don’t Need To Know Right Now!

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Fun facts that will do absolutely nothing for humanity.aka fun anecdotal mind garbage to use in social situations because you cannot hold an original conversation of your own. N-Joy!

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FACT ONE

Contrary to Internet Mythology, Coca Cola was not originally green.

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Nope

 

 

 

 

FACT TWO

Nazis invented the blow-up sex doll so that their troops wouldn't catch syphilis from prostitutes.

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Hitler Guitar

 

 

 

 

 

FACT THREE

Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

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Globe Cat gif

 

 

 

 

 

FACT FOUR

Mark Zuckerberg vowed to only eat meat from animals that he has killed himself.

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Zuck gif

 

 

 

 

 

FACT FIVE

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

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Piggy Cute Kiss gif

 

 

 

 

 

 

FACT SIX

According to the Bible, God killed 3 million people – Satan, on the other hand, killed 10, which God allowed.

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FACT SEVEN

About 10% of Canadians have had sex in a canoe.

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Canadian Girl Im Not Even Sorry

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