If you’re looking to up your douche factor, then this is for you.

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If you’re not like me, you’re always searching for that next special douche enabling toy. Something that would send Patrick Bateman into a jealous psychotic rage and allow you to shine a toothy pathos filled grin of condescending satisfaction. (As for me, I just like using words like “pathos” in sentences to get my douche-like satisfaction).

If this video doesn’t turn you on, then you’re not a douche…(but seriously, the douche in me really wants to ride in this thing)

For more info, go here (you know you want to): http://quadrofoil.com/

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