Older Black People Who Look Younger Than Lorde Have Black People Found the Fountain of Youth? This Borderline Racist Tumblr Thinks So.

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According to scientific, and borderline racist research created by an anonymous source on Tumblr, there is mounting credible evidence that black people may have found the fountain of youth.

According to the site, “Older Black People Who Look Younger Than Lorde“, there is a mountain of empirical evidence that supports it’s claim.

Here’s a sample of some of that evidence…

Lorde, 17

Little Richard, 81

 

Lorde, 17

Beyonce, 33

 

Lorde, 17

Kelly Rowland, 33

 

And just in case you thought the sample pool with Lorde was too small, the anonymous Tumblr scientist would like for you to consider the following…

 

 

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